You know you really do possess a crazy cat lady personality when the person you're dating tells you that of all his friends, you are most likely to become one. And when the same person calls to tell you he just went to PetCo and saw "you" in 20 years driving an SUV appliqued with a wanna-be school honor roll sticker dedicated to a collection of cats instead of children driven by a woman wearing nurse's scrubs covered in cats dressed as nurses. "That's gonna be you, Katy!" Yep. My life is awesome.
Excuse me, I have to go balance my checkbook now. And buy some cat litter. And write out my Christmas letter in which I detail the ailments of my favorite pets. OK, that's all. K, bah.

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Yeah, but if you do end up being a cat lady, you won't be one of the weird ones cause you won't be oblivious to your status. Do you know what I mean? You'll embrace the cat-ladyness as ironic and amusing, almost satirical. You'll never be one of those people who talk about their pets like people, causally in conversation...'oh, Amy was grumpy today when I was talking with her. Oh, who's Amy? She's my cat silly!'. Besides, I really see you as a dog person. Or maybe having a collection of exotic animals just to be funny. Like an iguana or parrot.
Erin, the unfortunate thing about my pending cat lady status is that I am actually allergic to cats. I'm much more apt to be a dog mom than anything, but, somehow, my personality fails to convey this. Blah blah. Maybe I'll start a terrarium?
Katy - are you really into cat's? I had no idea. That's crazy. Dog's rule - cat's drool.
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